Telegramming

tap - tippity tip tap - tap tappity tip tap - thump tap tip tap

translation: I'm in the boonies...won't be back til Semester starts

Adventures with SNOW

What went on in my mind:

"Oh man...that's gonna take forever to get off my car. I'll wait till later since I"m in a skirt. No I better just get it done with because since Dona's gone I get the garage spot. That way if it snows again I won't have to clean anything. Brr this ankle deep snow is freezing. Great...at least I do a good job of sweeping this onto myself. Maybe if I just clear a little off my front and side window I can still see enough to pull it into the garage. Krum! My doors are iced shut. (not in my mind but outloud) Grunt. Pound. Shake handle. Pull. Pound. Kick. *Slam body against.* Growl (back to in my mind) Maybe I should go ask the guys if they have deicer stuff. No...I'm independent I can figure this out. How am I going to get the snow off the top? Surely my car is stable enough to hop on the trunk. Yep this works....ack it's kinda slippery. HELP! I"m slipping off. Ok back up and this time I'll sit. Ok sliding try again. Comeon...I know I can do this. There we go on top of the roof now I'll just sweep this off sitting down. How is the best way to slip off gracefully? Glad no one was around to see that. Oh my word.....I don't think I hit unlock when I tried my door. Yep...I'm an idiot."

God Doesn't Exist?

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving a God who would allow all of these things The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside." "Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me." "Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for>>Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

Don't get frantic dear annonymous... I eventually will update my blog. However...at this time I have a ton going on and don't have any spare time that I can use to post. So now I'll get back to the stack on my desk that is 5 inches tall! by the way....It's Dona's Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ROOMIE!